"Dear God, it's me, Jonah Hill...from Moneyball."
  • what she says: i'm fine.
  • what she means: hugh dancy and mads mikkelsen didn't receive emmy nominations for their work on hannibal and i'm growing more and more disillusioned with both the academy and the entire awards process.

Breaking Bad earns 16 Primetime Emmy nominations

yaniv-schulman:

the notes omf

  • every catfish ever: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

aseaofquotes:

Chuck Palahniuk, Rant

aseaofquotes:

Chuck Palahniuk, Rant

100 pictures of holland roden [3/100]

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